Sunday, October 3, 2004

Software-Sholay -- A mail from Paritosh Pandey

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar

software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:



"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai who loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal

gaya".



Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur

Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya

hai."



Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye

hain kya?"



Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par PortalBuilder chal raha

hai."



Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water

tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.



Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai

ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."



Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch

bhi kar sakte hain."



Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:

"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."



AT GABBAR'S DEN...



Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"



Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."



Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key

aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi?



Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"



Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."



Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."

[logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga

Kaalia?"



Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."



Gabbar: "To ab documentation likh!

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