Tuesday, October 26, 2004

recent quotes - copied frm anand's signature & abt today

Today was another busy day...i woke up at 9:30 and got ready to meet Prof PJN at 10:00 ... he was not there...i went to CVIT where I sat with nirnimesh for some 20 mins or so working on 'Streaming'...then i went to lab to see our 'IT for Power' project...went for presentation ... Prof NDR liked it I feel....then I came for lunch...after having lunch we had to meet Prof PJN at 2:00 so I went a bit early to meet Prof Jayanthi...Prof PJN was still not there...we again started working on 'Streaming' ... then at 3:30 I went to collect DIP answer scritps after which I came back to CVIT to continue working....at 6:30 I got frustrated of waiting and came to hostel....now its 7:10...We have ACM-prelims from 9:00 .... it will go on till 12:00 ... I am hoping for good results...lets see...





this is one of good mails I got





No offence to ladies....read this (mail frm anand)

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> A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the

> ball into the woods. She

> went into the woods to look for it and found a frog

> in a trap. The frog said

> to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will

> grant you three wishes."

> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank

> you, but I failed to

> mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

> Whatever you wish for,

> your husband will get ten times more or better!"

> The woman said, "That's okay."

> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most

> beautiful woman in the world.

> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish

> will also make your

> husband the most handsome man in the world, an

> Adonis who women will flock

> to."

> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be

> the most beautiful woman

> and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's

> the most beautiful woman

> in the world!

> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest

> woman in the world. The

> frog said, "That will make your husband the richest

> man in the world and he

> will be ten times richer than you."

> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is

> his and what's his is

> mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the

> world!

> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she

> answered, "I'd like a

> mild heart attack."

> Moral of the story:

> Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

> Attention female readers: This is the end of the

> joke for you. Stop here and

> continue feeling good.

> Male readers: Please scroll down.

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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his

> wife!!!

> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think

> they're really smart.

> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy

> the show

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"Not all those who wander are lost."

--J.R.R. Tolkien



"If you're going through hell, keep going."

-- Winston Churchill

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